In mood for some PJ's ????

I really love PJ’s. Here are some good ones I got from friends.


1) Kutta raste pe ‘su’ karta hai. Ek aadmi uspe khada hota hai. To us aadmi ko aap kya kahenge ?



SU-PER-MAN :P


2) A group of elephants were sitting on a street. A pretty female elephant passes by. What does the flirt elephant say ??


3600-2400-3600 :D


3) What will you call soft horns ?

MULAYAM SINGH :D


4) What do you call an eagle which fell sick ?

ILLEGAL ….. huh :O


5) What do you call a soldier’s wife climbing the stairs ?


CHADTI JAWANI !!



6) Best friend’s son is called

BADDI MAGA !



7) Why isn’t Akshay Kumar’s wife as big a star as he is ?



BECAAAAUSE Twinkle Twinkle little star :P


8) Here's the king of all !

Tiger kills cow. Hippo sees it. Tiger asks hippo not to tell that in court. Hippo refuses.

Tiger asks WHY ?

Hippo says : SHAKIRA SAYS... HIPS DON’T LIE !!!